Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is.
My English teacher showed these to us and could not contain her laughter. She is too tumblr for words
WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.
instead of spending so much time assuring other people that “asexuals can have sex to please their partner” why don’t we spend time assuring asexuals that they are under no obligation to have sex with their partners to please them, and that if their partner cant respect their sexuality, they don’t deserve them.
If I bought a really nice fedora and just constantly dressed as Indiana jones and adopted Sean Connelly as my dad would that be socially acceptable?
It’s never socially acceptable to wear a fedora.
What I worry most about at night is not the future or dying or money or jobs, but if my cats are safe from cars and violent people at night.
Full-blown crazy cat lady right here.
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost