honestly some asexuals make more innuendos than a lot of sexual people bc a lot of us find sex to be this hilarious thing to joke about so
SATURDAY GUEST POST #1: Trading advice on using an effective profile pic.
Thanks Rohan. https://twitter.com/rpadhye
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Guys, this is Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time and it is one of my very favorite things on the internet.
oh right, THAT episode.
Glasgow’s West End skyline from Garnethill.
$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock
This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.
Reblogged solely because damn, that mosaic blade is gorgeous
Scratch that. I have to sleep. Blurg.
Forever reblogging Secretary